Good Questions

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
What is a “free” gift ? Aren’t all gifts free?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t there more happy people?
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
What’s another word for Thesaurus? – Steven Wright“
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?” – Robin Williams

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